Bacheek’s first few days as a toddler conveniently fall on Sandy and Acheron’s days off, so they get to work teaching him the essentials, which go quickly thanks to the application of Smart Milk. At all other times he’s parked in front of one of his learning toys. On his last day as a toddler it is necessary to hire a nanny. Kendal proves to be just as stupid as every other nanny. God has to hover over Bacheek and cancel his autonomous actions otherwise Kendal decides she can’t do anything and wanders off to make TV dinners. The worst comes when poor Bacheek is desperate to go to sleep while Kendal putters around playing chess and taking out the trash. When she finally DOES pick up Bacheek, she feeds him (even though he is 99% full). Stupid cow.
Bacheek seems to be planning for his own future even as a toddler. Christy Stratton comes over for a visit and ends up sitting with Bacheek while he plays with the Rip Co Rabbit. The two play and chat until Bacheek has a 100 daily score with her. How awesome is that?
ANYWAY – Bacheek becomes a child as soon as possible and gets left home alone for an hour since both his parents leave for work at 8. Being a good child, he sits to play chess until the school bus arrives but apparently this is not acceptable. The next day Sandy is not allowed to go to work because she can’t leave Bacheek alone. Thankfully she has one vacation day which is annoying because it was only an HOUR. The next day Acheron calls a nanny then hovers by the Lincoln Town car until she arrives at 8:55. He quickly hops in the car and scoots to work. This nanny is just as retarded as the last, but at least she cleans up the house while Bacheek is at school.
Bacheek relies on Acheron to call Christy over every day to keep their relationship high. He soon becomes a teen, and is disappointingly not as homely as God wanted. Still, his default outfit is a hideous orange and red Western shirt, so at least that’s something. He satisfies his teen lust wants with Ivy Copur and thanks to his Fortune Aspiration, gets a job in the medical field.
Acheron and Sandy’s life is basically a pattern of work all day, WooHoo to satisfy Sandy, then build whatever skill or friendship they need for a promotion. Sandy has a brief flirting affair with Kenendy Cox (too attractive for later use in the Legacy) and Acheron does the same with Marisa Bendett (same reason). You see, Sandy is planning ahead for a WooHoo buddy for when Acheron dies since he is a full week older than she is.
Acheron becomes an elder at green, so hopefully he won’t linger too long. There is a bit of excitement as Jessica the burglar tries to steal something but is foiled by Ramin the stunningly hideous cop. The family rushes him hoping to get him on the call list but he leaves too fast. DAMN! I forsee many loud sucky parties in the Fugliegh’s future hoping to lure those fabulous genes back to the house.
Although it appears that Christy is Bacheek’s soulmate, a kitchen fire introduces him to Maura who is more immediately unattractive than Christy but does not have the proven hideous ancestors. Who will he choose?!!