Asinette transitions to adult a nanosecond after God gets the message that she’s able to. She is still too good looking by Uglacy standards, though she does sport the traditional Stratton cheekbones. She timidly approaches Ramin and gives him a friendly hug. Their relationship is at 100/100 already, so it is well received. Ramin then caresses Asienette’s face, as if letting her know he’s been waiting a long time for her to grow up. BAM! Love. Ramin then autonomously serenades Asienette – I guess it was in the stars. A wedding is planned for the next day (after Ramin gets home from work that is) but the two decide to consummate their new relationship in the hot tub. No lullaby is forthcoming, so the couple each takes a quick pee then heads to bed. This time is more successful.
Since only the couple can throw a wedding party, and they each have maybe 2 non-family friends, it’s up to Christy to fill out the ranks with a few phone calls to her horde of acquaintances. The ceremony goes well despite God accidentally placing the wedding arch backwards so the audience stood up “behind” it rather than in the carefully arranged chairs. Another fubar is caused when Ramin can’t get to the cake so he decides to take a bath instead. Therefore he spends the rest of the party in his cargo pants and polo shirt.
Still, thanks to some seriously funky dancing by Bacheek and Christy (who shake it really well for oldies) and Ramin (also surprising given how serious he is) the party is declared a roof raiser! The happy couple scoot off for their honeymoon while Ma and Pa Fugliegh clean up.
A quick check on Ramin’s stats shows that he once had 3 playful points, so life on the beat must have worn him down – although it did make him nicer.
Baby Gabria is born and turns into a blonde, blue-eyed fair skinned toddler with daddy’s nose. Yay! Asinette gets a law enforcement job through the paper since she also qualified right at Detective on the computer. Both Christy and Bacheek hit the top of their career ladder but do not retire. Christy is saving that for her last days.
rub-a-dub dub, three fugs in a tub
The hot tub is sold because the Fugliegh’s can’t keep their guests out of it. Asinette befriends bartender Gary Hiatt so that she can invite him over and perhaps spawn Juan – which works. They don’t get along very well though, but he quickly becomes friends with Christy and that’s good enough. Asinette also trots out to the mailbox everyday to chat up Pear Head Sheldon Hanby. Asinette is leaning towards Sheldon for her little girl, but when Gabria becomes a child she’s just not quite ugly enough. Just in case her looks don’t “improve” with age, Juan is kept on the line as the dark horse candidate.
Who will they choose? Will it be Sheldon for his ruggedly unbalanced face or Juan for his guaranteed grotesqueness?