Sandy turns out to be a chance card sharp and gets promoted right to astronaut, thus losing her chance to get the Military career reward, something desperately needed since Bacheek is a truly lazy ass Sim who builds body points like molasses in January. Sandy is at maxed body (which also took for-freaking-ever) so rather than have that teaching potential go to waste, she gets a new military job from the paper on her last day as an adult.
Acheron meanwhile is plugging his way to the top of the Business career, spending a lot of time practicing his putting and playing chess. Despite his golden years, he’s still happy to service Sandy every day after work. Although this makes Sandy happy, she is still cultivating her little side fling with Kennedy Cox, having him over for some WooHooing as soon as Bacheek gets on the school bus. Being the tramp she is, she usually just boots Kennedy out of the house as soon as he’s done his duty.
Bacheek turns into an adult, and God is still very disappointed in his looks. From head on he’s actually attractive! As punishment, God consider’s the Moe Stooge haircut for him, but relents. Christy Stratton was over, by well timed invite, so Bacheek gets to work changing their platonic relationship to a romantic one. The soulmate thing must be serious, because all it takes is a hand holding and it’s instant LOVE. Bacheek gets down on one knee and proposes to Christy, who happily accepts (and sends Acheron into platinum).
The next day the Fugliegh’s throw a wedding party, inviting Bacheek’s also ran Maura Simpson. After seeing how she looks out of the firefighter uniform, Bacheek realizes he made the right choice (she’s really pretty aside from that nose). In this universe, Christy is still a Family Sim but has a job as a Professional Party Guest. She has three pretty high skills, unfortunately cooking and cleaning are not among them. She uses her honeymoon high to start getting those in gear. Oh yeah, she also pukes five time in a row until the toilets has the wavy green stink lines over it because she can’t stop barfing long enough to clean it – she’s pregnant, obviously.
Acheron hits the top of his career, but holds off on retiring until the baby arrives. Now that she’s on maternity leave Christy spends her days keeping up the FIFTEEN friends she brought into the family. Meanwhile, Sandy is cozying up to Benjamin Long in preparation for him being the all important number 3.
Little Asinette arrives, boosting her mother and grandfather’s aspirations. Now that he has a grandchild, Acheron rolls up the want to retire. That one is promptly locked as Acheron only has a couple days left on the mortal plane and that’s an easy score. Sure enough, his last day on Earth, Acheron waits until the last possible moment then calls in to retire. He keeps himself topped off flirting and tickling the more than willing Sandy and finally departs happily platinum.
Sandy wastes no time in phoning Benjamin Long to come on over for a visit, but must wait until he mourns Acheron. By the time he’s done and Sandy chats him up enough to be best friends it’s 2AM and Benjamin scoots off home before Sandy’s queued up Charm can take effect. This does not deter our intrepid and horny widow. 7AM bright and early she’s on the horn to Benjamin. He comes over and she hits him with her best. It’s a crush! A couple pecks later and they’re in love (5,000 points to Sandy!). Then it’s off to bed to fulfill the 3 WooHoo want. To her credit, Sandy does pause on the way to sob.
Bacheek gets promoted to general practitioner and Christy is tirelessly on the phone until she has fifteen best friends. Little Asinette is brought to the cake as soon as she’s able and transforms into a cute little toddler albiet with that (*checks thesaurus*) revolting orange hair/dark skin combo. However, God has been fooled by Christy’s cute toddlers and children before, so she is not worried yet.