Fionnuala arrived home from college to little fanfare. Her parents were preoccupied with trying to reach the tops of their careers, which promised to make them happier than Fionnuala ever could. Taking a deep breath, Fionnuala phoned Andrew, her first love, and asked him to come over for a visit. While she waited for him, she went and primped in front of the mirror. No more stylish buns, she thought–she needed a hairstyle that accentuated her wide face. And no more makeup–it only brought out her better features, and she wanted to look her ugliest for Andrew. Au naturel it was.
September 7, 2005
September 4, 2005
Fugliegh – Merkin’s Tale

Merkin had been something of a golden child as he grew up, being the one that finally reached the true ugly potential. Though all he wants to do is settle down and start a family of his own, the family elders insist he go to college. The Ughburgh service pool has turned up disappointingly male and/or attractive.
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![Andrew is drawn in by Fionnuala's overly-perky ponytail. [Andrew is drawn in by Fionnuala's overly-perky ponytail.]](http://uglacy.anadandy.com/weblog/pug_images/11/pugsley1101.jpg)