Stephelys Pugsley: Daughter of Angarina Fugliegh Pugsley and Pildash Pugsley.
Stephelys showed early promise as a child with her squinty eyes and slightly protruding jaw. There was a brief scare when she turned into a teen and had a bit of Goth Princess good looks going on, but she recovered well upon entering her young adulthood. Her eyes took on a far more desired “stoner” look and her lips got even fuller. The coup de grace came when as an adult, she became a delightful melange of her mother’s squinched up eyes and her father’s duck bill profile. Combine that with a name that sounds like a venereal disease and you’ve got an offspring the ancestors would be proud of.
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